Score: 0= bad, 5=best
4 Design (landing spot is far below the club's standards)
3 Uniqueness
5 Animations
4 Crowded
3 Pervable
0 Staff
2 Ambient sound (none - but when the cinema streams you can hear the moaning)
2 Music ("We Play It All" http://108.61.73.118:8032 181FM, the name says it all)
1 Going stag? (it is a nice, but short, exploration)
1 Noobs
2 Lag
TOTAL = 2
So there is this place
called "Fuck Me Daddy". Yeah. Nice name. Up to yesterday they had a
nice advert image showing said Daddy sporting a giant cock and a perv face,
surrounded by his supposed daughters. The full set of images is on display in
the corridor bringing you to the club’s entrance. Tasteful? Lots.
Right, but how does it
look? Quite fine I have to admit. The landing is in a sleazy square room with
adverts and all, but once you walk through the corridor with Daddy and his
girls looking at you the excellent build quality is revealed. Still it’s
a square room but the atmosphere and lighting are just fine and the furniture
is high quality. Stools at the bar have nice animations allowing a near-to-real
tease to others sitting there - nobody use them though, i guess it’s too
sophisticated for the present attendance (details below).
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A clever nook for socializing
Animations in general are
of the best quality. Virtually everything is animated, and there are appealing
options emphasis on looking at another couple’s play to get aroused. No
stiff, average animations here, everything is quite nice to look at. Table
dances aren’t of the best quality but oh well.
For those not ready to
play in public, there are a couple of rooms on the back of the stage which I
didn’t use but really enjoyed since they're among the best I’ve found - great
look, furniture and lighting. I don’t know about animations but I assume they
must be of the same quality as in the main room.
Science fiction theme for the passage from the stage to the rooms
The pink and silver room, sweet and girly.
The movie theatre has many categorized videos, of different quality but are easy to watch in general. As
it often happens with movie theatres in SL, when a movie is playing the audio
will be spread over the whole club, which can be embarrassing at times.
Lately there’s been an
image twist of sorts truthfully. The ad picture has been replaced by something
classier (and quite anonymous), and rules made much stricter mostly on a couple
of subjects:
1. No child avatar /
ageplay / blah blah
2. No newbie looking
avatars
Not sure the outcome has
been quite as expected. I wonder what
they have in mind when they settle very strict rules about ageplay and avatar
look and then keep that name. I’m not sure coherence is in fashion but common
sense should suggest a limit to blatant contradiction. And no, I’m not ready to
take it as a joke. Are you?
In SL age is usually
figured by avatar height. In fact, I’ve stood there totally unnoticed a number
of times in the past, while after the new rules were enforced it took just a
couple of visits for me to be booted out of the club. Since I still had to shoot
a couple of photos for this review I thought I’d send my old friend Sissi,
who’s a good photographer and happened to be online. She isn’t curvy, just like
me, but she is at least one foot taller making her over seven feet tall. Guess
what? She was asked to leave as well, for looking like a child! Now I must say Sissi, though unusual looking, is
unquestionably adult…but hey! Here are
the photos, you decide!
Child No.1 - Myself seconds before I was ejected.
Child No.2 - Sissi. It’s very easy to see how tall she is.
OK so what is the
immediate result? The club gets full of mega-lolas and fatass equipped
girls dressed sluttily, very unlikely to be mistaken as children by even such narrow-minded staff. Men are average looking at best and quite average behaving,
as a direct consequence. With this behaviour encouraged without the hassle of selecting the girls and giving them
money for their work? It feels like a random brothel in there. If that’s what they want they kinda achieved it, but I’m
not going to back it up to be sure.
The beautiful stage build and a good example of a non-child avatar.
So, the place is fine
looking and all, but attendance isn’t now quite what our blog readers would like
to find. Sexually self-conscious people are replaced by ever-horny dolls and
emotivelly challenged macho-men. Many are noobs and immature so interesting conversations happen very seldom. Though they don’t harassers you outright, refusing a sexual advance will often bring a resentful silence which is very off-putting. .
More interesting people and myself
are going to meet somewhere else for sure.
1. TP your date directly into one of the sweet back rooms.
2. If you are female, Lola and Fatass up and keep your expectations low!
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