-1 Million - Toy Slaves Brothel

by Anonymous

I'm writing this up for one reason:  a warning.  Do not go here!

Wow.  Land. Of. Suck.

I received an invitation to a party on this sim branded with the sim's slogan ❤ CUM, PLAY WITH MY TOYS !! - Madame Aprille Shepherd ❤.  I had a couple hours to kill and I am always on the hunt for new places so I zipped on over.

The lag caused the gaudy pink venue to rez slowly.  I noticed that most of the avatars were older in style, as was the design - circa 2010 I think.  Your basic unimaginative stripper stage nestled under an oppressive yellow sky - the windlight appears to be set on "smog." Last I checked smog was not considered sexy.  Of course neither is 2010 hair. I guess they haven't heard.
 
A nice guy started talking to me almost immediately so that's good.

Unfortunately, Aprille Shepard also happened. The second I landed I got  IM'd a paragraph on rules for this hooker sim, I assumed from a bot.  Apparently they have a problem with random hookers trying to score here, hence the overly detailed list on how many ways I am NOT to play with her toys.  I am no stranger to adult sims. I know the rules. Also, I am not a hooker so her rules were irrelevant to me and I ignored the IM. 

I guess I was supposed to reply because she then proceeded to ram her 8 year old overtall, unimaginative, cheaply dressed and AO-free avatar into mine several times.  Then she stood in front of me.  Before I could finish asking "Are you OK?" she counted down from 10 - 0 then "boot" which prompted me to re-evaluate her status as moron, an update I promptly shared with her. This word seemed to confuse her, she tried to use it in a sentence but failed.  I decided to help her out by teaching her a few more new words to look up at some future date.

I also thanked her for this blog post, and suggested that she consider working on her jealousy issues.

So!  To recap:  I accepted an invitation to a party here and lasted all of 5 minutes before Aprille tried to evict me, presumably for not having a penis.  Ironically I did TP in with my male avatar and while I was not physically and verbally threatened that time, I still didn't get the friendly and warm reception one expects in this situation.  Skip it. Go to Pink instead. 

I live to serve.

DON'T GO TO TOY SLAVES BROTHEL

.000000001 - Jungle of Sin

by Penny London

It is with great regret that I post Jungle of Sin here, and here's why.

I have been visiting for about 7 days, strung out over 2 weeks time.  In that time I have explored this magnificent build, chatted with the locals, played the games (they have FENCING!) and tried to join the hunt.  In that time, of the 5 men that approached me with both titillating and informative offers, 4 of them turned out to be inexplicable idiots. I mean baffling idiocy here, like none other that I have ever experienced in SL in the 7 years I have been a member, and all on one sim!  I left tonight in disgust, left the group, and I will never return.

Me

On the surface, the people are fun and outgoing - but they are very insular.  Good luck being included in their group.  Looking back I think perhaps it was the fact that I showed up to the hunt dressed for The Hunger Games while they were outfitted for one of the Conan movies...but is superior fashion sense enough reason to freeze out a new initiate?  Really?

Them

So!  Enter at your own risk I would say. The hunt is very cool and more relaxed than the usual Dom type sims as you can capture the hunters as well (or something, how would I know?).  The RLV is limited to that sim only and temporary so it would be ideal for a noob just starting out, if the guys didn't blow goats.

There is one reason to go.  The most beautiful human I have ever seen in any world is on the staff there. He has some kind of issue with being affiliated with the Jungle apparently so we'll call him Ynches  (check the group roster, you'll figure it out).  As I overheard someone put it: "You could get pregnant just looking at this guy."  He's worth one visit.  Get him to explain the hunt to you.  He made me remove his pants.

Here is the actual point score, venture prepared.

Score: 0= bad, 5=best
5 Design
5 Uniqueness
5 Animations
2 Crowded
0 Pervable
5 Staff
5 Ambient sound  (pleasant frogs and water)
1 Music                 (weird Portuguese ? folk)
3 Going stag?
- Noobs                 
2  Lag  
       

TOTAL: 3

 GO TO THE JUNGLE OF SIN

Penny has exactly one photo of this sim in her profile. It's the very first one.