3 - Hydra

by Anonymous

Score: 0= bad, 5=best
5 Design
5 Uniqueness

3 Animations          (high quality, unique, everywhere - but dramatically out of alignment. This is a real buzzkill when the mood strikes and you wind up fucking necks)

0 Crowded              (busy during events - busier since this post dropped ;)

3 Pervable              (would be amazing if more people came. Literally.)

4 Staff                    (almost everyone here is fantastic and every single one is HOT!)

-- Ambient sound    (none)

2 Music                  (trance dance - not my thing but very Euro)

0 Going stag?      
5 Lag

5 Noobs:             

TOTAL =3.2

Ah, Hydra.  My second home away from home.

Hydra is what Teqi's wants to be - cheeky and cool.  The stunning "TRON:2020" design of the club is beyond unique. In fact, this place is so gorgeous I frequently hijack it for photo shoots.

 Portrait of a lady.  At a sex club.

Blending in with the upscale Eurotrash.

  

Like Lizard Lounge, Hydra is full of nooks and crannies to get naked in explore.  Again, the animations here are current, creative, and in absolutely everything!  I mean that.  There are some interesting solo animations in the spinning, hovering dance wheels and bring condoms onto the dance floor if-ya-know-what-I-mean.

Lots of room to...dance!

Across the sidewalk from Hydra is "Seductions," and if Hydra is clever, Seductions is MENSA.  Seductions is laid out in an interwoven cluster of pod-like rooms that writhe in and around like...hmmm...a tentacled sea creature of some sort. Each pod has a different flavor and I mean to get naked in all of them. Since every time I go I find another hidden pod 'o sin, this may take a delightfully long time!

Ooooh - look! A pod!  Everything shimmers with advanced lighting, for the full effect click here.

 

A more secluded pod!  I'm pretty sure I left my panties somewhere by the couch.

Yup. I did.

Wait..what? Where did this come from? I just found this now! 

You can see why I compare this first rate club to Teqi's. You can also see that Hydra is way too empty! I truly don't get it, there is exponentially more and better sex available here - with better perving! The clientele here is GORGEOUS and when I say GORGEOUS I mean beautiful and interesting. Most importantly, everyone I meet is not only nice but polite, outgoing and talented. Teqi's features wall-to-wall assholes.

Time to change the status quo, people!

Both Hydra and Seductions feature skilled DJs. Yes this is a European club and its true what they say about their addition to trans/club music. I am finding many varieties of this genre that range from "fun and dancey" to "ambient" to "so repetitive I want to die." The good news is that they are LOOKING TO HIRE MORE PEOPLE! Currently it runs on UK time (12am and 12 pm), but YOU can change that!

NOTES:
I keep advising people to be ingratiating!  Perhaps I should offer a definition of that word?

Tip:
#1: This place is on Euro time for now so the chat group isn't always active.  HOWEVER it is worth a shot to give a shout out and see what happens. Otherwise, TP your date in to explore the build or shoot photos.  I've had lots of unexpected sex that way ;)

#2: Speaking of tips - we love open tip jars. Exhibitionists like me don't need much encouragement (so outta my way - this top is coming OFF!) Unfortunately the tip jars here are psycho and by that I mean they are mis-labled and Conor (the owner) keeps changing them from open to closed.  Now that I think about it, he likes to move the landing spot around too. Maybe its a Conor thing.  Anyway, this confused the Hell out of me so I asked him about it and apparently there was some friction over the tip jars.  Avoid them, its not worth it.

#3: Whatever you do, DON'T ask Conor about the tip jars!  

GO TO HYDRA NOW!

Bathed in Hydra- and after- glow!